What the f*ck happened, and in what order?
Should I kiss it, or just eat it? Or both?
Some work of art, if you like it you can order it
Nope, we only tried to calibrate an 8000WH APC UPS (and failed so we have to do it again)
Ladies and Gentleman …
Tea, Earl Grey, hot (no shades please).
For now, my car …
… sounds better then my bed
Update: my car was fixed today, who helps me “fix” my bed? lol